About me


Fiction and non-fiction writer. Copywriter. Creative Director. Former steel mill worker. Voice over guy. Drummer. Bass player. Soi disante artiste. Dirt biker. Swimmer. Scuba diver. Collector of National Lampoon magazines and ex-contributor. Hamfisted, knot-phobic, frustration-prone fisherman. Clumsy French speaker. Hater of Crocs, kettle drums, and passwords. Lover of turtles, the blues, the Bears, the Cubs, Indiana Hoosier basketball, the Greek islands, the Catskills, T.C. Boyle, Dorothy Parker, Dr. Seuss, Evel Knievel, Alexander, Ween, Warren Zevon and Bob Dylan.

Published work includes stories and articles in The Satirist, The Baffler, The Portland Review, The Brownstone Review, 1903 Magazine, Speak Magazine, Vignette, Uno Mas, Storyhead, Brutarian, Potpourri and Implosion: A Journal of The Bizarre & Eccentric.